“Getting out of prison after 7 years…”

Whats up, everyone…

Well I hope you enjoyed my last post about a guy here who is dating his sister….

YUCK…!

I’ve got a few different ideas for my next big post.

One is about my new best friend. This guy just moved in the bunk next to mine. His name is Larry. He’s a complete psychopath, too. I really like Larry. His story is probably one of the most interesting that I have ever told you here when it’s all said and done too. But that will come a little later.

There’s also this other thing I’m debating telling you about too. Its pretty interesting as well. But I’m a little hesitant at the moment…

We’ ll see I guess. This mystery post that I speak of is relative to some things going on at the moment… So its sort of based on how that plays out.

So what CAN I tell you about right now…

Well, for starters, how about the fact that I only have 30 something days left..!

Wow… This last little bit of time is really flying by. But i guess that’s to be expected when you really are more scared than excited to be getting out.

I sort feel like I might end up like Billy Bob Thorton in that movie ‘Slingblade’…

Remember how he got out of prison after years spent there and he didn’t even know what to do out there in the world..?

He ended up walking back to the prison the next day hoping they would let him come back in…

Ok.

Well, maybe my situation won’t be that severe. At least I hope not..!

Fact of the matter is though that time is flying for a guy about to be tossed back out into the world with not much more than himself and some hope…

Hell, I still don’ t even have a place to go yet. I’m telling ya…

That cardboard box behind 7-11 is looking more and more like my reality by the day now.

Homeless.

So…

How will all this work out for a guy who is about to be released from prison after 7 looong years and with nothing…?

Well, who knows actually.

But the good news is you’ll get to see every bit of it from the moment I’m released and walking out of these gates.

Yep, that’s right.

If nothing else is guaranteed for me, one thing is…

My homeboy Matt is going to be here to pick me up with a video camera to film every second of whats to come after my release.

So, even if I am homeless…

at least there will be a video blog about it. lol.

Its crazy too…

As I’m trying to get this typed up, I just came back from chow where I ran into a guy who remembered me from the prison I was at prior to being transferred here…

Well, I just figured he got transferred here from that other prison, too.

But turns out he had gotten released and came back to prison in that time…

He told me he didn’t last 90 days out there in the free world before he got locked back up again…

90 DAYS…!

THAT’S CRAZY..!

Damn, I gotta make it out there…

I mean I look at all this stuff like its a sign…

Something I’m supposed to see to further prove just how important me giving it my all is out there.

To wrap this up, I’ll tell you one other little tidbit kind of cool yet completely off topic….

I’m now able to type up emails and blogs from my little mp3 player-like device…

So, I’m sitting at my bunk with the closest thing I’ve ever had to any sort of touch screen device typing away on this thing calling this my smart phone training…

I’m not very good at typing on this thing…

My fingers are too big.

The buttons are too small.

But I guess this is the world I must prepare myself for…

A world where things aren’t as easy as I might have originally thought they were.

And a world, like what the guy who didn’t last 90 days just told me…

Is totally different than it was 7 years ago.

:/

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”incarcerated incest… brother sister boyfriend girlfriend”

So I told you before how there’s this guy I’m locked up with who is dating his own flesh and blood sister…

well, folks… its time for you to meet ”wowder.”

Of course this isn’t his real name or even his real nickname for that matter.

But, its close.

Very close.

I felt I had to protect this guys real identity. And plus, ”wowder” is a way better nickname…

you know, like wow-der is actually a guy here in prison who is dating his own flesh and blood sister..!

There’s another funny little tidbit to add to all this as well…

actually a first for me in fact…

one day, I was sitting here drawing a cartoon about this guy when he walked right up on me as I was drawing it..!

Something like that has never happened before..!

When I go to draw a cartoon about someone, I like to make sure that person isn’t around. Especially if the cartoon could cause us to be fighting immediately.

This was one of those such occasions and cartoons.

Here’s how that went down…

before I started drawing, I looked around the housing unit to find out where this disgusting specimen of human life was at.

oh… there he was.

On the phone, as usual…

talking to his sister girlfriend.

“Great”, I thought.

I then began work on putting together my masterpiece.

But, as what usually happens when drawing, I quickly got lost in the moment.

I soon became focused solely on what I was creating…

That’s very bad, Joey.

Something someone would likely say to me.

And yep…

it most certainly was because out of nowhere came this incestuous bastard right over my shoulder..!

”What’s up, man..?” wowder said to me as he sat down in the chair right in front of mine.

”Oh, not much..!” I said in response as I balled up my little Picasso like creation. I was pained by the very fact I had to do so. Yet, I didn’t know what else to do at that moment.

I then tossed the rumpled, ruined cartoon aside and said ”what’s up with you..?”

Someone asked me why I balled up the cartoon in the first place and the reason is simply because there was no denying the fact of who or what this cartoon depicted.

It was bad.

Right to the point also…

and kind of funny too.

Oh, and right now, its en route to Matt soon to be posted here on ‘Joewriteshiswrongs’..!

A rumpled, ruined mess for your enjoyment.

But all of this is just a footnote of sorts to the main premise of what this post is all about.

I mean, ‘hello…’

there is a guy here who is DATING is very own flesh and blood SISTER..!

Maybe you wonder how this could be…

or how all this came about…

well, here’s the hypothesis me and my homeboy put together based on some known facts…

first) the sister just spent 7 years in prison.

When she got out about 14 months ago she contacted her long lost and estranged half brother who is and was also in prison.

Well, wowder is a pretty lonely guy i’m sure at the time… probably hasn’t had a lot in the form of female companionship throughout the course of his life… and most certainly not while in prison either… so because of that is it really that hard to imagine that a guy like this COULD fall in love with his sister..?

OF COURSE IT IS..!

THAT’S CRAZY RIGHT..?!

Then maybe because the sister is just as fucked up in the head or maybe even more than wowder is… she also thinks there is nothing wrong with being boyfriend and girlfriend while also at the same time being brother and sister…

viola…

a disgusting romance blossoms.

Wowder has even since TATTOOED sis’s name on his hand so now they are bonded for life in another way besides blood.

Pretty crazy right..?

Well, if you think so then allow me to add to that…

lets end on a high here shall we..?

Let me tell you something pretty disturbing I overheard wowder say one day while on the phone…

he was on the phone right next to me and he was obviously arguing with his sister girlfriend when he said the craziest damn thing…

he said ”you can’t leave me, we’re family..!”

wow, right..?

Oh and by the way if that isn’t enough by itself…

wowder is sort of like my life coach…

he gives me some pretty great relationship advice.

kind of ironic isn’t it.